Relate (Orlando City) Sex & Swingers Club

Club RELATE is a club for people that enjoy and include masturbation in their sex play and desire meeting other people in a party setting for group masturbation. Club RELATE members generally have three things in common: ONE – A tremendous attitude and desire to have fun. TWO – To make new friends within our lifestyle that share our interests in masturbation. THREE – To broaden their sexual experiences with masturbation by intimate involvement with others. Now, having said all of this above we would add that what you can expect at a Club function is to have a lot of fun with other members that enjoy the same things you do! Our group makes everyone feel welcome.

Introduction

First, we would like to thank you for visiting our rather unique page. If you are over 21 and would like to become involved with new people that share and live an alternate lifestyle but don’t know how….. maybe we can help? We think we have a lot to offer folks who are interested in MASTURBATION, EXHIBITIONISM, and VOYEURISM!

Next, a little history about us! Club RELATE grew out of a tremendous response to our specific ads. When we first started we wrote a very general ad and received, as might be expected, a very general response. We thought we would reduce the response and increase our rate of success by narrowing the scope of our ad. WRONG!!! We simply opened another door for hundreds of people who enjoy MASTURBATION as much as we do but had no outlet for sharing this pleasure except through swinging. Swinging is great but, there’s no guarantee that you will find another couple or people with similar interests in MASTURBATION!!!

The response to our ad was so fantastic we decided to try to link everyone by way of RELATE, the internet site and Club RELATE was born! CLUB RELATE, and this site, covers MASTURBATION in all its forms; watching, being watched, helping, photos, movies, books, stories, toys, talking, listening to others fantasies, parties and perhaps most important, contact with others through a specific form of communication….your letters to RELATE!!! Through RELATE we all belong to one family. We update daily and have many corresponding members that contribute regularly.

Club RELATE is a club for people that enjoy and include MASTURBATION in their sex play and desire meeting other people in a party setting for group MASTURBATION. Club RELATE members generally have three things in common:

• ONE – A tremendous attitude and desire to have fun.
• TWO – To make new friends within our lifestyle that share our interests in MASTURBATION.
• THREE – To broaden their sexual experiences with MASTURBATION
  by intimate involvement with others.

Currently, the Club’s parties are held three Saturdays per month in Orlando and Tampa! Having Club RELATE functions in this way, offers everyone an opportunity to participate and have fun! We are not shy and are always looking for new members to join our parties. Swinging and/or penetration is an option among consenting participants but is NEVER forced and no one is obligated to participate with anyone that they don’t wish to be with. Again, the primary reason for Club RELATE’s existence is MASTURBATION so most of the people enjoy watching and being watched while practicing their favorite sport in a group setting. It is a totally safe and emotionally protective environment.

Because of the nature of our lifestyle and Club, discretion is of the utmost importance. We are sure you understand the need for this philosophy and agree. ALL Club RELATE members have attended an informal orientation session designed to fully answer all of your questions and ours regarding the lifestyle, MASTURBATION and Club RELATE in a non-threatening atmosphere. All Orientations begin at 4:00 PM and are usually on the days listed in the party calendar. The orientation session must be accomplished BEFORE attending any other Club RELATE party or social.

So that we may better understand what your experience and expectations are please complete our confidential application/questionnaire. After receiving this information from YOU, please check the Club Relate party calendar and advise us of the orientation session you selected.

We hope that this page has answered some of your questions, if not your prayers, about our favorite sexual pastime- – MASTURBATION, and peaked your interest in Club RELATE so that you would like to become a member and join us for one of our parties in the near future.

One other special note: When you decide to attend a Club Relate function…plan on having the time of your life…it is important!

WHERE DO YOU HOST YOUR PARTIES?

Currently all of our parties are held in Orlando and Tampa, Florida. We feel that this gives many of our members at various locations an opportunity to attend most of our functions as well as a little vacation for everyone else.

HOW LONG DO YOUR PARTIES LAST?

Generally about 6 hours but to be honest with you we really don’t time them!

DO PEOPLE COME AND GO OR ARRIVE AND LEAVE DURING THE PARTY?

Good question! We have a start time that is covered at orientation and unless you have made prior arrangements before: after the party begins we don’t allow interruptions or other similar distractions to interfere with the flow of things!

WHAT ABOUT DRUGS AND ALCOHOL?

Indeed! Let us make our policy on these two issues clear! If your intention is to join and participate at any Club Relate function you may NOT have any drugs “in you, on you or around you!” Period! In addition, we do not permit or allow any alcohol to be consumed at or during our functions.

HOW MANY PEOPLE USUALLY ATTEND A PARTY?

A typical party will have about 25-35 members attending. All are members. All have completed at least one CLUB RELATE ORIENTATION prior to attending any other function.

WHAT IS THE RATIO OF MEN TO WOMEN AT YOUR PARTIES?

There is a balance formula that we adhere to in order to insure the success of the parties and fun for everyone attending. We have arrived at this formula after years of experience in hosting these types of parties.

WHAT ARE THE AGES OF THE MEMBERS?

Generally, the ages are above 35 but anyone over the age of 21 is invited to join that has their head on straight about masturbation!

DO YOU VIDEOTAPE OR TAKE PICTURES DURING THE PARTIES?

No! Many have requested this but we don’t believe that this is in the best interest of all members so we don’t do it!

ARE YOU REQUIRED TO PARTY WITH SOMEONE/ANYONE THERE AT THE PARTY?

Strange as this may seem, no one is required to play with anyone else while in attendance at a Club Relate function. Since we follow a philosophy of “No Thank You, But Thank You For Asking!” we can honestly say that this is a problem that we have NEVER encountered and once a new member becomes acclimated they usually fit right in with whatever their agenda is!! Bottom line for a Club Relate party is this…you only have to please yourself!

WHAT ARE YOUR HOURS OR DAYS OF OPERATION?

Currently Club Relate Parties and Orientations are held only on Saturdays!

DO YOU HAVE A CLUB NEARER TO ME THAN FLORIDA, I/WE LIVE OUT OF THE STATE OF FLORIDA…OR OUT OF THE COUNTRY!?

We know of no other club like Club Relate anywhere else in the US, or the world for that matter! Many have written and want to start one closer to where they live but have never followed up on it. If you want to entertain such a notion, please let us hear from you. In addition and for your security, we are NOT affiliated with any other club in the world nor do we have satellite clubs anywhere else in the world!

CLUB RELATE SOUNDS GREAT, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO JOIN AND ATTEND A PARTY?

We appreciate your enthusiasm very much but because we are a PRIVATE club we do have a membership and attendance policy that we have developed over the years. First: Complete the application questionnaire included with this package. Second: Select a date for your orientation which has also been included. Third: Send your application in either by e-mail or to the PO Box along with your orientation and party fees (a total of $95.00 , checks or money orders made out to PP please). Fourth: At the conclusion of your Orientation you have the option of joining us and the other members at your first party. Your annual dues of $50.00 , if you have not already paid them, will be due and collected at this time. Also, now you may pay your fees by credit card, on-line. This will confirm and guarantee your spot. Last but not least, call us for more information between 7:00PM – 11:00PM on Tuesday before the Saturday of the Orientation you selected.

IF YOU WILL BE VISITING US FROM OUT OF TOWN?

We have visiting members that attend regularly from out of town. If this might be the case with you we ENCOURAGE and URGE you to complete your APPLICATION/QUESTIONNAIRE, select your ORIENTATION date and pay your fees BEFORE leaving home (and your computer). The three items mentioned above must be completed PRIOR to attending Orientation or any other Club Relate function. If you plan on arriving by Airlines please be aware that ALL Orientations begin at 4:00 PM sharp on the Saturday you have selected so you should plan your trip accordingly. i.e., PLAN FOR DELAYS!

JUST WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES OF MEMBERSHIP TO CLUB RELATE?

First and foremost we would say meeting and getting to know people that share a similar interest in masturbation as you. Second, by communication with others in the club through the newsletter and Club Relate Internet Site! Third, instead of having to play by yourself, now you will have many friends to play with that will already know what you like to do. It is our goal to have everyone that is a member actually participating with other members at some club function, not on the computer and not on the phone!

WHAT TYPE OF CLUB IS CLUB RELATE?

Club Relate is a PRIVATE swing club of members that wish to remain discreet in their sensual and sexual play! That is our first obligation…to protect the discretion of all of our members as well as you the prospective member. At Club Relate we provide a safe play environment for everyone involved! There are no walk-ins or non-member attendees. Every member that attends a Club Relate party has attended and completed an orientation so that we all are on equal ground. Every member knows why they are there and the advantages of their membership. The only Club Relate function that a non-member is allowed to attend is the Orientation!

WHAT CLUB RELATE IS NOT!

Club Relate is NOT a phone sex club, or a cybersex club, or an organization that exploits it’s members or even non-members. If you would like to meet other members of the club that are in your area you must do so as a Relate member yourself. If you meet someone through the web-site or newsletter that enjoys phone sex that is fine with us! However, we will not divulge personal information about our members with any other group or a non-member. We understand the need for discretion and privacy by anyone and everyone! To that end we are glad to report to you that we do not sell, trade, or in any other way communicate details of our membership or membership data base to anyone.

DO YOU HAVE THE INVITATION/NEWSLETTER AVAILABLE ON THE WWW?

Yes we do! In order to receive it you must complete an application and request your newsletter by emailing us so we may have your correct address!

WHAT ABOUT AIDS AND OTHER STDs?

Excellent question! To date, we know of no one contracting ANY disease through the practice of masturbation! Additionally, we know of no one who has ever become ill in any way at a Club Relate function.

DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS WE DIDN’T ANSWER?

If so, please do not hesitate to call, email or write us about the Club. Gentlemen, if your wife is hesitant about joining or attending you should have her call and talk to Lynda, she can answer all your questions and hers about participating in the Club’s activities in a way only ladies can relate. E-mail…[email protected]